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nothin hotter than a nice set of cans

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My dad walked in when I was pleasuring "Shize™ Sardine Surprise" I was working to get an S-rank so I kept my eyes glued to the screen, a moment passed and then he started cheering me on??? Anyway I got the 100% and "CAN" say that this game was really annoying with load times. There is NO way to recover on some of the cans if you mess up once, but you also can't quit mid session so you just have to continue going even though you know you can't get an S. It's annoying. The game is really funny tho so its not all that bad. Worth the experience but I think many people will be scared if they get too the Thirst Born... if getting to that point doesn't scar them first.

","score":1,"kind":"approval","endorsements":1,"spoiler":false},{"ref":"steam:236426562","audience":"player","origin":"steam","author":"","url":"","language":"en","publishedAt":"2026-09-28T21:06:33.000Z","title":"","text":"The human kind, was not made to last this long, making everything juice and all\ngraphic so highend this pc was barely enough to play through it\nso much spraying and juices spilled due to so much pleasure","html":"

The human kind, was not made to last this long, making everything juice and all
\ngraphic so highend this pc was barely enough to play through it

so much spraying and juices spilled due to so much pleasure

","score":1,"kind":"approval","endorsements":1,"spoiler":false},{"ref":"steam:236330502","audience":"player","origin":"steam","author":"","url":"","language":"en","publishedAt":"2026-09-27T14:47:51.000Z","title":"","text":"Can orgasm 10/10","html":"

Can orgasm 10/10

","score":1,"kind":"approval","endorsements":0,"spoiler":false},{"ref":"steam:235493827","audience":"player","origin":"steam","author":"","url":"","language":"en","publishedAt":"2026-09-17T21:28:55.000Z","title":"","text":"this game makes me want to die butn in a good way","html":"

this game makes me want to die butn in a good way

","score":1,"kind":"approval","endorsements":0,"spoiler":false},{"ref":"steam:235367764","audience":"player","origin":"steam","author":"","url":"","language":"en","publishedAt":"2026-09-16T01:33:16.000Z","title":"","text":"This game has truly evolved my sense of smell, hearing, taste, sight, and even touch this game is heavenly and i love it dearly to my heart i've beaten this game MANY times and still have yet to get S rank in all levels without failing ONCE a difficult task if i must say so myself and i think if you are a gamer and love a nice asmr clicking game this is the one for you 100/10","html":"

This game has truly evolved my sense of smell, hearing, taste, sight, and even touch this game is heavenly and i love it dearly to my heart i've beaten this game MANY times and still have yet to get S rank in all levels without failing ONCE a difficult task if i must say so myself and i think if you are a gamer and love a nice asmr clicking game this is the one for you 100/10

","score":1,"kind":"approval","endorsements":0,"spoiler":false},{"ref":"steam:235237783","audience":"player","origin":"steam","author":"","url":"","language":"en","publishedAt":"2026-09-14T02:40:44.000Z","title":"","text":"10/10 game, who doesn't like shaking some soda?","html":"

10/10 game, who doesn't like shaking some soda?

","score":1,"kind":"approval","endorsements":0,"spoiler":false},{"ref":"steam:235237628","audience":"player","origin":"steam","author":"","url":"","language":"en","publishedAt":"2026-09-14T02:37:04.000Z","title":"","text":"i'm questioning my sanity after playing this game...","html":"

i'm questioning my sanity after playing this game...

","score":1,"kind":"approval","endorsements":0,"spoiler":false},{"ref":"steam:235228744","audience":"player","origin":"steam","author":"","url":"","language":"en","publishedAt":"2026-09-13T23:31:05.000Z","title":"","text":"amazing","html":"

amazing

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